The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Boris Johnson who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..