Lesbians have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Anne Widdecombe said of lesbians, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."

Lesbians made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.