The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers causing obesity was Nick Clegg who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.