Guardian-reading do-gooders have been helping illegal immigrants the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jeremy Clarkson said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.