I’m not racist but surely allowing the politically correct Islington lefties to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing cancer is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that the politically correct Islington lefties aren’t causing cancer in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.