The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are helping so-called migrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles helping so-called migrants was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..