The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds engaging in steamy sex romps was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.