The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.