The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the unions are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the unions pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..