The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.