The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams assisting asylum seekers was an unnamed source who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..