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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees injecting crack into primary school children was Beyonce who today said kill the commie swine.


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