The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe hacking the Gibson was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..