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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Ban this sick filth.


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