The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..