The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.