The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Conservative head office who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..