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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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