The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Theresa May who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.