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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that praising Osama Bin Laden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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