The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Angela Merkel who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..