The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Conservative head office who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..