The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals welcoming foreigners was Angela Merkel who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..