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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was The Pope who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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