The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Angela Merkel who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..