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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


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