Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks has been perpetrated by gangs of children, some still in their prams.

The Mail can reveal that gangs of children, some still in their prams are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

David Cameron said of the gangs of children, some still in their prams, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".