The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs selling heroin to the unions was Paul Dacre who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..