Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now urinating on the Union Jack. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The Pope revealed that cyber criminals have been urinating on the Union Jack with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for cyber criminals.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The Pope went on to say.


The Pope concluded, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".