The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving French unions.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to French unions training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..