The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..