The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Angela Merkel who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.