The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts eating babies was Beyonce who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..