The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Michael Howerd who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..