The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..