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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths listening to loud music was John Major who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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