The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Conservative head office who today said surely something can be done?.