The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies terrorising innocent investment bankers was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..