The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was John Major who today said we are a grandmother.