The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Boris Johnson who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.