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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" listening to loud music was Lala from the teletubbies who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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