The Mail has learned that chavs are responsible for reading the works of Karl Marx.

Has the world gone mad? Chavs are reading the works of Karl Marx with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Norman Tebbit, who said "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks."