In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that gypsies have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of gypsies without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against gypsies and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Jeremy Clarkson speaking in support of our campaign said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

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