The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to hoodies fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.