The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses causing obesity was Lala from the teletubbies who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..