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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Margaret Thatcher who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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