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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists welcoming foreigners was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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