Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Jeremy Corbyn fans such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Jeremy Corbyn fans have this week been revealed as smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Jeremy Corbyn fans would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who this week said, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is acceptable behaviour.