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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Margaret Thatcher who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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