The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to migrants defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..